February 2010
Dear Me,
Get the hell off Tumblr and do your goddamn homework. The semester just started. Please don’t fuck up.
Love,
Yourself
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“Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end...”
– unknown
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missed opportunities
* Me: putting away Christmas tree; Pam & Annie: assembling Ikea shelves *
Me: I hate fake Christmas trees, they’re so itchy… OUCH. It just hit my cleavage!
Pam: What?
Me: I said the tree hit my cleavage.
Pam: I thought you said it hit your crotch.
Me: Noooo.
Annie: It [screw] won’t go in.
Me: That’s what he said!
Annie: Why won’t it go in?
-Silence…...
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January 2010
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squishy
: watching The 40-Year-Old Virgin:
Annie: Bags of sand, haha!
Me: Boobs don't feel like bags of sand.
Annie: No, they don't.
Me: What DO they feel like? :pokes boob:
Annie: Umm, I don't know...
Me: Jell-O? No... Pudding? I don't know, but they're squishy.
Annie: Yeah!
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I need to stop buying toys but I at least want one...
* I will never stop. I should, but I’m sure I won’t, no matter how hard I try. D:
Me: So, you guys can drive to Vacaville to go shopping but you can't come and visit me?
Inay: It was on a whim because Daddy said he might need to buy some things for the Philippines.
Me: Mmm hmm.
Inay: Did I ever tell you that your father is Jewish?
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Frustrated...
mentally
scholastically
financially
sexually
Dear You,
I’ve always liked you, but I find it pointless to say anything because it’s not going to work. I know it, and you’d know it too if you knew I liked you and I’m almost certain that you’d agree there is no hope for us. I’m here and you’re there. My schedule is weird, your schedule is weird. So what’s the point in telling you how I feel? I’d only...
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wanna go outside and judge people?
Dana: Okay, let's count how many people are in plaid. GO! There's one...
Me: *points at self* Um, two.
Dana: Oh shit.
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goddammit
i have turned into one of those people who wear plaid with skinny jeans.
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(813): y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you...
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Kill one. Fuck one. Marry one.
Me: So I read something on the internet that said, "Hal Jordan, Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne. You have to kill one, fuck one, and marry one. Who do you pick for what?"
Amanda: Oh, that's interesting!
Me: I don't know much about the Green Lantern, so I'd kill him.
Amanda: Then that means Hal dies all over again. **goes into great detail about the Green Lantern dying, then coming back as Spectre (?), and that his wife/fiance moved on**
Me: Now I feel bad! But I'm still gonna kill him. I'm just torn between Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne.
Amanda: You have to fuck Bruce Wayne and marry Clark Kent because, even though Bruce Wayne is hot, he's a playboy.
Me: That's true! And he has issues because mommy and daddy died when he was a young'in. Plus he's always moody.
Amanda: Exactly! Clark Kent is marriage material.
Me: Yeah. And Bruce Wayne is that one guy where you're like I want to be the one that changes him! But you can't, because he's just that fucked up. Plus Clark Kent wears glasses and that's hot.
Amanda: YES!
Me: But he better not be hung up on Lois Lane still. That's just messed up.
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journal writing
i’m taking a journal writing class this semester and at first i thought it was going to be awesome — take journal entries and find ways to make stories out of them.
uh… that’s actually not the case. and we have to workshop on several occasions. it’s one thing to let others read my fiction pieces, but it’s a whole other thing to let people read what’s...
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So...
I’m going to see if I can last a month without booze (for health reasons). I’ve gone for months without a drink, but over the last 4 months I’ve been sipping mimosas and whatnot at least 3 times a week. Not good! And now I’m suffering.
Mimosas, one day we will reunite but until then, it’s water, pomegranate, and apple juice from here on out.
:(
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Myth History & Movies
I get to watch a shit load of movies for my Myth History & Movies class, all of which I thought we’d be viewing in class. But noooo, I was mistaken. My professor said we all have to find a way to watch these movies (and TV shows) on our own time. “It will be an adventure!” he said.
That is just fucking stupid. Anywho, here’s what I have to watch:
Helen of Troy (TV)
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Professor Christmas...
… that’s the name of my Jane Austen professor. Awesome name? Fuck yes! He’s charming as hell too. And Dana’s (creative writing homie) in that class with me so HUZZAH!!!
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