1. I feel the same way.

    (Source: houch, via fuckyeahlizlemon)

     

    tags:  30 rock  liz lemon  tina fey  pizza  alec baldwin  jack donaghy 

  2. vondell-swain:

wretchedrenee:

Holy shit Tina… Holy shit.

tina fey good at words

    vondell-swain:

    wretchedrenee:

    Holy shit Tina… Holy shit.

    tina fey good at words

    (via money-and-aeroplanes)

     

    tags:  tina fey  body image 

  3. Liz Lemon is ever so logical.

    (Source: lemonclanarchive, via fuckyeahlizlemon)

     

    tags:  liz lemon  30 rock  tina fey 

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    tags:  liz lemon  tina fey  30 rock 

  5. Liz Lemon 4 EVER.

    (via fuckyeahlizlemon)

     

    tags:  liz lemon  30 rock  tina fey  spirit animal 

  6. “I want you to pay close attention to the following over the top eye roll.”

    “I want you to pay close attention to the following over the top eye roll.”

     

    tags:  tina fey  tinkerbell  disney  annie leibovitz 

  7. Lemon only speaks the truth.

    Lemon only speaks the truth.

     

    tags:  30 rock  tina fey  liz lemon 

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    tags:  30 rock  liz lemon  tina fey  jack donaghy  alec baldwin 

  9. When guys say they like nerdy women, I just assume they mean THIS ^

    When guys say they like nerdy women, I just assume they mean THIS ^

     

    tags:  tina fey  queen of the nerds 

  10. I started reading Tina Fey’s book Bossypants this morning. I love her even more than I did yesterday. Here is one reason why:
… Let’s talk about the hair. Why do I call it “yellow” hair and not “blond” hair? Because I’m pretty sure everybody calls my hair “brown.” When I read fairy tales to my daughter I always change the word “blond” to “yellow,” because I don’t want her to think blond hair is somehow better. My daughter has a reversible doll: Sleeping Beauty on one side and Snow White on the other. I would always set it on her bed with the Snow White side out and she would toddle up to it and flip the skirt over to Sleeping Beauty. I would flip it back to Snow White and say, “Snow White is so pretty.” She would yell, “No!” and flip it back. I did this experiment so frequently and consistently that I should have applied for government funding. The result was always the same. When I asked her why she didn’t like Snow White, she told me, “I don’t like her hair.” Not even three years old, she knew that yellow hair is king. And, let’s admit it, yellow hair does have magic powers. You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it. Snow White is better looking. I hate to stir up trouble among princesses, but take away the hair and Sleeping Beauty is actually a little beat.

    I started reading Tina Fey’s book Bossypants this morning. I love her even more than I did yesterday. Here is one reason why:

    … Let’s talk about the hair. Why do I call it “yellow” hair and not “blond” hair? Because I’m pretty sure everybody calls my hair “brown.” When I read fairy tales to my daughter I always change the word “blond” to “yellow,” because I don’t want her to think blond hair is somehow better. My daughter has a reversible doll: Sleeping Beauty on one side and Snow White on the other. I would always set it on her bed with the Snow White side out and she would toddle up to it and flip the skirt over to Sleeping Beauty. I would flip it back to Snow White and say, “Snow White is so pretty.” She would yell, “No!” and flip it back. I did this experiment so frequently and consistently that I should have applied for government funding. The result was always the same. When I asked her why she didn’t like Snow White, she told me, “I don’t like her hair.” Not even three years old, she knew that yellow hair is king. And, let’s admit it, yellow hair does have magic powers. You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it. Snow White is better looking. I hate to stir up trouble among princesses, but take away the hair and Sleeping Beauty is actually a little beat.

     

    tags:  tina fey  bossypants  literature  GO BRUNETTES 

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